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The Empire of HellSpire

“This world is a living hell”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of HellSpire is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.605 billion HellSpireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HellSpirean economy, worth 756 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 209,911 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HellSpire's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

HellSpire is ranked 8,080th in the world and 436th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 103.27 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,308thMost Patriotic: 2,146thMost Armed: 2,200thMost Influential: 2,644thTop
Most Secular: 2,716thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,198thLargest Mining Sector: 4,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,537thHealthiest Citizens: 5,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,640thLowest Crime Rates: 5,915thMost Efficient Economies: 6,041stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,077thHighest Average Incomes: 6,561stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,935thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,546thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,868thSmartest Citizens: 8,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,062ndMost Inclusive: 9,945thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,770thLargest Governments: 11,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,304thTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,860thMost Conservative: 19,127thMost Developed: 20,873rdLargest Black Market: 21,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,096thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,471stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,184th
Most Armed: 67th in the regionMost Patriotic: 84th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 139th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 159th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 203rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 226th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 259th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 266th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 286th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 294th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 306th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 307th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 323rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 387th in the regionLargest Black Market: 393rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 512th in the regionMost Inclusive: 572nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 592nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 602nd in the regionMost Influential: 746th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 771st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 821st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 840th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 914th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 919th in the regionMost Conservative: 922nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 975th in the regionMost Developed: 1,054th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,152nd in the region

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