The Glorious Republic of Hells Ninth Circle
“Hell to Hell”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Glorious Republic of Hells Ninth Circle is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Archchancellor Kim Nacht Wan with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.198 billion Circleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narkomanonyashegrad. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hells Ninth Circlean economy, worth 287 trillion Coke's bottle caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,740 Coke's bottle caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Hells Ninth Circlean mussels the biggest in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hells Ninth Circle's national animal is the Squirrel-Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hells Ninth Circle endorsed The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Hells Ninth Circle was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Hells Ninth Circlean mussels the biggest in The North Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
- : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Hells Ninth Circle endorsed The Republic of Saperisole.
- : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
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