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The Glorious Republic of Hells Ninth Circle

“Hell to Hell”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Glorious Republic of Hells Ninth Circle is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Archchancellor Kim Nacht Wan with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.198 billion Circleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narkomanonyashegrad. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hells Ninth Circlean economy, worth 287 trillion Coke's bottle caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,740 Coke's bottle caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Hells Ninth Circlean mussels the biggest in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hells Ninth Circle's national animal is the Squirrel-Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hells Ninth Circle is ranked 56,803rd in the world and 2,417th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,701.67 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 926thMost Influential: 1,359thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,165thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,236thLargest Retail Industry: 8,329thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,980thTop
Most Developed: 13,134thMost Efficient Economies: 13,265thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,810thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,660thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,349thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,103rdSmartest Citizens: 17,821stHealthiest Citizens: 18,207thHighest Average Incomes: 19,564thMost Cultured: 20,892ndMost Advanced Public Education: 21,140thMost Inclusive: 21,810thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,078thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,099thLargest Governments: 22,573rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 290th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 401st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 445th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 454th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 544th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 606th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 622nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 696th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 704th in the regionMost Developed: 756th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 758th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 911th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 912th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 933rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 964th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 970th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 973rd in the region

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