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The Shreks Factbook Formatting of Heisenstan

“We are the ones who knock”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Shreks Factbook Formatting of Heisenstan is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.516 billion Drug Dealers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The strong illicit economy, worth 258 trillion Methamphetamines a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 57,176 Methamphetamines, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,898 per year while the poor average 13,464, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Reddish-brown is the new black, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Heisenstan's national animal is the Chicken.

Heisenstan is ranked 241,013th in the world and 214th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 18.33 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,559thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,842ndLargest Gambling Industry: 34,538th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the region

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