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The Schizopilled Queendom of Heijmskringla is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Reichsfuhrerin with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.064 billion Heijmskringlans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jomsvikinga. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heijmskringlan economy, worth 998 trillion vekts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,342 vekts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Reichsfuhrerin's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, only adults may purchase violent video games, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heijmskringla's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sanctum Officium.

Heijmskringla is ranked 275,233^rd in the world and 123^rd in Fifth Empire for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,406.34 Standard Monetary Units.