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The State of Hechevstan

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Location: Deep Storage

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The State of Hechevstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hechevba Tyoplehu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.434 billion Hechevs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elivehkhent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hechevstani economy, worth 823 trillion ujaks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,852 ujaks, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Many are questioning Hechevba Tyoplehu wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, only adults may purchase violent video games, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hechevstan's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hechevstan is ranked 56,461st in the world and 14th in Deep Storage for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,343.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 833rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 858thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,402ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,411thLowest Crime Rates: 1,837thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,043rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,303rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,431stMost Secular: 3,593rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,915thMost Efficient Economies: 3,929thLargest Retail Industry: 4,172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,514thLargest Black Market: 4,635thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,670thLargest Governments: 5,641stHealthiest Citizens: 5,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,785thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,073rdMost Developed: 7,513thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,553rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,746thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,057thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,391stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,393rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,242ndSmartest Citizens: 14,771stMost Avoided: 15,725thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,857thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,657thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,237thHighest Economic Output: 22,947thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,509th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

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