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The Republic of Heart of My Wife

“From Many, One”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Ambition

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Heart of My Wife is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by My Bomb Ass Wife with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.531 billion Heart of My Wifeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekomata. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient Heart of My Wifean economy, worth 28.0 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 11,048 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Heart of My Wife's national animal is the purple raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wifeism.

Heart of My Wife is ranked 253,605th in the world and 3,291st in Ambition for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -12.33 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Nudest: 2,253rd
Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionMost Average: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the region

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