Spotlight on:
The Commonwealth of Healiopolis |
“Peace Of Mind”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Commonwealth of Healiopolis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Asclepius with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 9.28 billion Healers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsettlement. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Healiopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion kits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,586 kits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Healiopolis's national animal is the beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Healiopolis is ranked 309,429th in the world and 5,995th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.53 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Healiopolis was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Holy Sovereign Empire of Blaiwana, curing 22 million infected.
- : Healiopolis was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Holy Sovereign Empire of Blaiwana, curing 20 million infected.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
- : Healiopolis was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Healiopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.