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The Republic of Hawaiian Pizzas

“Hawaiian Pizza is the only true Pizza”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Hawaiian Pizzas is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 232 million Hawaiian Pizzasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hawaiian Pizzasian economy, worth 18.7 trillion dongs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 80,605 dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Hawaiian Pizzas's national animal is the macaque, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hawaiian Pizzas is ranked 14,251st in the world and 512th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 56.34 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,568thRudest Citizens: 8,462ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,514thMost Influential: 10,860thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,471stLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,619thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,251stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,122ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,990thHighest Drug Use: 18,279thMost Pacifist: 21,194thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,414th
Highest Drug Use: 204th in the regionRudest Citizens: 286th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 318th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 407th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 414th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 488th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 512th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 606th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 666th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 721st in the regionMost Influential: 727th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 58 » Volaworand, Corgitopiaa, Marinho Islands, Concrete Slab, Tepertopia, Jehenna, Wehraboos, Holota, Purple Hyacinth, Amerion, Qvait, Beepee, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Blondiesland, Ebonhand, Aumeltopia, Belschaft, Bleakfoot, Nowa Europa, Treir, Auphelia, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Arizona2, Crystal Creation, Yeses, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Canmore, Ceutalia, Scu Greinne, LadyRebels, Dai Han, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Direwolf1, Kaoia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, JavaSiege, Rebel-topia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Storalia, Farengeto, Kaleidescooptopia, Astiaveth, Podunkia, Tsvetania, Beblahbleblo, Rhetiaa, and 8 others.Eastern Mekong, North Prarie, Agletgreenia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Solanosco, Danily, and Ipugao.