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The Holy Black Kingdom of Haussa

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Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: The World Rearranged

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Holy Black Kingdom of Haussa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by John Ardhow with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.513 billion Haussans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The strong Haussan economy, worth 688 trillion tusks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,560 tusks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. Haussa's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is hinti.

Haussa is ranked 246,756th in the world and 148th in The World Rearranged for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.61 bananas ingested per day.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,647thHighest Crime Rates: 6,010thFattest Citizens: 7,622ndMost Avoided: 8,481stLargest Populations: 9,655thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,973rdTop
Most Stationary: 15,133rdLargest Black Market: 16,602ndMost Armed: 21,402nd
Most Stationary: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the region

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