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The Sultanate of Hatinapeneriesistan

“Without strength, there can be no justice.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Middle East

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Sultanate of Hatinapeneriesistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 291 million Hatinapeneriesistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hatinbul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Hatinapeneriesistanian economy, worth 20.5 trillion Priimydian Emeraldis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,430 Priimydian Emeraldis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,239 per year while the poor average 3,994, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Hatinapeneriesistan flights to avoid the pay lavatories, there's some really clean windows in Hatinapeneriesistanian houses, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Hatinbul. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hatinapeneriesistan's national animal is the Brown Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hatinapeneriesistan is ranked 230,038th in the world and 37th in Middle East for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 308.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Pro-Market: 1,811thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,420thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,243rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,371stHighest Crime Rates: 4,621stFattest Citizens: 5,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,136thRudest Citizens: 7,424thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,903rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,842ndTop
Most Avoided: 13,121stLargest Retail Industry: 15,028thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,172ndMost Rebellious Youth: 18,002ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,379th
Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

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