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The Community of Hatakulamatakatak

“tarikonaque, radinaraque, graginlataque!”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Community of Hatakulamatakatak is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tamaka Kariknokerat Krhonhrak with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.358 billion Hatakulamatakatakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokuliratikulak. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hatakulamatakatakian economy, worth 163 trillion Hatakudollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,049 Hatakudollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime is totally unknown. Hatakulamatakatak's national animal is the manbearpig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tkqcgaeism.

Hatakulamatakatak is ranked 134,413th in the world and 6,582nd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -57.22 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,031stMost Influential: 1,576thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,454thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,567thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,931stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,703rdMost Inclusive: 3,731stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,820thMost Pacifist: 3,950thNicest Citizens: 4,285thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,330thMost Secular: 5,451stSafest: 5,851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,217thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,548thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,014thHighest Drug Use: 8,150thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,816thMost Developed: 9,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,712thMost Politically Free: 10,315thSmartest Citizens: 10,331stMost Cultured: 10,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,312thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,292ndNudest: 13,070thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,353rdBest Weather: 13,464thMost Efficient Economies: 14,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,807thLargest Governments: 15,040thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,087th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 135th in the regionRudest Citizens: 143rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 166th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 224th in the regionMost Politically Free: 231st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Inclusive: 239th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 249th in the regionNicest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Secular: 310th in the regionSafest: 311th in the regionNudest: 325th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 335th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 356th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 415th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 428th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 445th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 523rd in the regionMost Developed: 527th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 555th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionMost Influential: 578th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 607th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 618th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 671st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 674th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 701st in the regionBest Weather: 715th in the regionLargest Governments: 716th in the region

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