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The Community of Hatakulamatakatak

“tarikonaque, radinaraque, graginlataque!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Chicken overlords

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Community of Hatakulamatakatak is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tamaka Kariknokerat Krhonhrak with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.952 billion Hatakulamatakatakians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokuliratikulak. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hatakulamatakatakian economy, worth 244 trillion Hatakudollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 125,433 Hatakudollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches. Crime is totally unknown. Hatakulamatakatak's national animal is the manbearpig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tkqcgaeism.

Hatakulamatakatak is ranked 138,157th in the world and 7,500th in Chicken overlords for Fattest Citizens, with 9.49 Obesity Rate.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,984thMost Inclusive: 3,341stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,551stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,574thMost Pacifist: 3,634thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,834thNicest Citizens: 3,951stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,477thRudest Citizens: 4,716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,990thMost Secular: 6,108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,985thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,046thSafest: 7,102ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,115thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,727thMost Developed: 8,771stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,023rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,369thMost Cultured: 10,508thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,393rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,396thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,422ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,093rdLargest Governments: 13,478thMost Efficient Economies: 13,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,113thBest Weather: 17,234thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,433rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,316th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Income Equality: 125th in the regionMost Average: 340th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 616th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 662nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 686th in the regionMost Conservative: 747th in the region

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