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The Kejserlig Militærdiktatur of Hassimperium

“Europe's No. 11 war crimes exporter.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The Kejserlig Militærdiktatur of Hassimperium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Krigsrådets regentskap with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.357 billion Hassbürgers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fästningsstad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hassbürger economy, worth 533 trillion Kriegmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,250 Kriegmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 844,022 per year while the poor average 42,523, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Fästningsstad, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hassimperium's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hassimperium is ranked 270,745th in the world and 1,309th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 10.57254184468 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,898thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,980thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,239thLargest Mining Sector: 3,536thMost Secular: 4,521stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,704thFattest Citizens: 5,050thMost Patriotic: 5,261stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,497thHighest Average Incomes: 7,137thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,224thLargest Black Market: 7,796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,355thMost Conservative: 9,151stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,151stMost Authoritarian: 13,861stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,606thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 15,429thMost Armed: 17,899thLargest Retail Industry: 19,202ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,773rdLargest Governments: 25,394thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,492nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionMost Patriotic: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Conservative: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 78th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 80th in the regionMost Secular: 81st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 86th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 138th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 140th in the region

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