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The Galactic Paradise of Hassett

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Former United States

Regional Influence: Power


The Galactic Paradise of Hassett is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by no one in particular with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.26 billion Hassettians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rack City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hassettian economy, worth a remarkable 7,699 trillion Nuka-Cola Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 272,465 Nuka-Cola Caps, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hassett's national animal is the War Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is freedom of religion.

Hassett is ranked 16,411th in the world and 2nd in Former United States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,412.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 110thHighest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Armed: 277thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 338thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 344thFattest Citizens: 379thMost Avoided: 407thLargest Gambling Industry: 420thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 579thMost Stationary: 696thMost Rebellious Youth: 785thHighest Disposable Incomes: 830thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 955thHighest Economic Output: 1,133rdHighest Drug Use: 1,248thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,361stMost Politically Free: 1,406thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,539thLargest Mining Sector: 1,586thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,821stHighest Average Incomes: 3,128thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,781stLargest Populations: 3,834thLargest Black Market: 3,925thLargest Retail Industry: 4,017thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,760thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,126thMost Efficient Economies: 7,822ndMost Influential: 7,918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,909thNudest: 9,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,013thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,297thSmartest Citizens: 15,765thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,411thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,809thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,952ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,247thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,578th

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