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The Holy zombie Christmas of Haroldiaistan

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The Holy zombie Christmas of Haroldiaistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Catius ॥ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.902 billion ÎεοÏs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ΜεοψνΙιιε. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haroldiaistanian economy, worth 632 trillion Kibbles a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 162,158 Kibbles, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has returned all business to private ownership, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Catius ॥ day after day, and former slaves are free to be oppressed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haroldiaistan's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The laser pointer.

Haroldiaistan is ranked 28,906^th in the world and 1^st in The Tavern for Highest Economic Output, with 632 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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