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The Holy zombie Christmas of Haroldiaistan

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The Holy zombie Christmas of Haroldiaistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Catius ॥ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.902 billion εοs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ΜεοψνΙιιε. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haroldiaistanian economy, worth 632 trillion Kibbles a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 162,158 Kibbles, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has returned all business to private ownership, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Catius ॥ day after day, and former slaves are free to be oppressed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haroldiaistan's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The laser pointer.

Haroldiaistan is ranked 28,906th in the world and 1st in The Tavern for Highest Economic Output, with 632 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 1,456thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,394thLargest Black Market: 4,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,048thRudest Citizens: 5,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,741stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,705thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,573rdNudest: 8,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,803rdLargest Governments: 11,016thHighest Average Incomes: 11,434thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,109thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,392ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,695thLowest Crime Rates: 13,970thMost Avoided: 14,779thLargest Mining Sector: 15,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,765thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,833rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,541st

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