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The Sprawling Green Empire of Harmony Cafe

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: New United Kingdom

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Sprawling Green Empire of Harmony Cafe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Samuel Adams with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 9.45 billion Harmony Cafeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Harmony Cafean economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion Cumquads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,805 Cumquads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harmony Cafe's national animal is the Bukkake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Harmony Cafe is ranked 24,358th in the world and 7th in New United Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,768.82 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,885thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,652ndMost Influential: 4,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,743rdMost Developed: 4,835thMost Efficient Economies: 4,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,210thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,433rdLargest Governments: 5,469thBest Weather: 5,778thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,840thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,555thMost Cultured: 8,973rdSmartest Citizens: 8,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,247thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,662ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,752ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,094thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,409thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,736thMost Stationary: 12,823rdMost Secular: 13,875thHighest Average Incomes: 14,424thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,819thMost Inclusive: 17,407thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,755thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,371st
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The Huge Golden Empire, Perierunt, The Vampiric Union, Berthainia, and Vitsipan.