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The Sprawling Green Empire of Harmony Cafe

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The Sprawling Green Empire of Harmony Cafe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Samuel Adams with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 9.45 billion Harmony Cafeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Harmony Cafean economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion Cumquads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,805 Cumquads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harmony Cafe's national animal is the Bukkake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Harmony Cafe is ranked 24,358^th in the world and 7^th in New United Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,768.82 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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