Spotlight on:
The Happy-Go-Lucky Land of HappyValley0012 |
“We STILL Are...”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Pennsylvania |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Happy-Go-Lucky Land of HappyValley0012 is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by James Franklin with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.252 billion Staters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University Park. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient HappyValleyan economy, worth a remarkable 7,803 trillion lion dineroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,862 lion dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Where there's smoke there's the HappyValleyan Forestry Department, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HappyValley0012's national animal is the nittany lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
HappyValley0012 is ranked 4,485th in the world and 3rd in Pennsylvania for Most Stationary, with 3,420.66447744 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, where there's smoke there's the HappyValleyan Forestry Department.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in HappyValley0012, Staters seem to be catching more chills.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.