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The Principality of Hamonistan

“We Will Endure!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Squire


The Principality of Hamonistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prince John IV with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.582 billion Hamonistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boldaargarm Cata Tuwan. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hamonistanian economy, worth 476 trillion julans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,927 julans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamonistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cubism.

Hamonistan is ranked 42,046th in the world and 124th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Economic Output, with 474 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,212thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,624thBest Weather: 2,906thNicest Citizens: 3,622ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,997thMost Inclusive: 4,491stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,746thHealthiest Citizens: 4,764thMost Influential: 4,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,009thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,313thSafest: 5,651stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,997thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,194thLowest Crime Rates: 6,841stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,950thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,178thMost Developed: 10,204thLargest Governments: 11,144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,238thTop
Most Cultured: 12,473rdSmartest Citizens: 12,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,921stMost Income Equality: 15,542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,954thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,223rdMost Stationary: 24,481st
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 13 » Snorlaxia, UNDelegate, Arbonium, Octal, Republica JIM, Zenzibar, Sheepcote, Neo Jewsalem, Luciferio, Kaputer, Otoro, Aguirre-Milani, and Darren j.