Spotlight on:
The Split Personality of Hammer Britannia |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The Labyrinth |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Split Personality of Hammer Britannia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Pink with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.652 billion Brits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,895 trillion Human Babies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,861 Human Babies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hammer Britannia's national animal is the Ur mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be honest I don't know.
Hammer Britannia is ranked 306,719th in the world and 22nd in The Labyrinth for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.07 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hammer Britannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Hammer Britannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.
- : Hammer Britannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Hammer Britannia lodged a message on the The Labyrinth Regional Message Board.
- : Hammer Britannia's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Hammer Britannia's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Hammer Britannia's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Hammer Britannia's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Hammer Britannia's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Hammer Britannia's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".