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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers

“Sioux is a girl's name.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Warren Douglas with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.792 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth an astonishing 14,098 trillion Eleanors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 457,854 Eleanors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Archie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 273,567th in the world and 75th in Wysteria for Most Patriotic, with 0.19 flags saluted per person per day.

Highest Food Quality: 2ndMost Cultured: 3rdMost Inclusive: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14thSmartest Citizens: 25thMost Advanced Public Education: 30thLargest Publishing Industry: 37thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39thLargest Welfare Programs: 41stMost Pacifist: 45thMost Cheerful Citizens: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 55thHighest Average Tax Rates: 71stLargest Governments: 80thNicest Citizens: 81stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81stMost Compassionate Citizens: 102ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 139thBest Weather: 229thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 235thMost Developed: 249thHighest Poor Incomes: 251stHighest Economic Output: 264thLongest Average Lifespans: 268thHealthiest Citizens: 378thHighest Average Incomes: 549thRudest Citizens: 622ndLowest Crime Rates: 737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 761stMost Efficient Economies: 894thMost Influential: 1,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,348thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,424thTop
Largest Populations: 2,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,530thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,544thMost Stationary: 5,648thNudest: 9,698thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,863rdMost Politically Free: 20,995thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,995thHighest Drug Use: 21,752ndMost Secular: 22,228th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » 66 Ducks and North Sloughtown Metropolis.