Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Classy Realm of Half-Milers

“Sioux is a girl's name.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Warren Douglas with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.507 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth an astonishing 12,590 trillion Eleanors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 441,651 Eleanors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", posters on 'Half-Milersian Values' advise against being proud of Half-Milers, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Archie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 239,848th in the world and 69th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -71.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Cultured: 3rdMost Inclusive: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 16thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18thSmartest Citizens: 22ndMost Advanced Public Education: 36thLargest Welfare Programs: 39thMost Pacifist: 40thLargest Publishing Industry: 41stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46thMost Rebellious Youth: 56thMost Cheerful Citizens: 56thHighest Average Tax Rates: 67thLargest Governments: 79thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rdNicest Citizens: 84thLeast Corrupt Governments: 100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 116thMost Developed: 252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 261stBest Weather: 266thLongest Average Lifespans: 279thHighest Economic Output: 280thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 289thHealthiest Citizens: 399thHighest Average Incomes: 537thRudest Citizens: 605thLowest Crime Rates: 798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 818thMost Efficient Economies: 1,042ndMost Influential: 1,155thHighest Drug Use: 1,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,483rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,572ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,590thTop
Largest Populations: 2,969thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,876thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,053rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,143rdMost Stationary: 6,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,652ndNudest: 9,725thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,761stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,952ndMost Politically Free: 15,460th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » 66 Ducks.