Spotlight on:
The Classy Realm of Half-Milers |
“Sioux is a girl's name.”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Location: Wysteria |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Warren Douglas with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.758 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth an astonishing 15,891 trillion Eleanors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 457,217 Eleanors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Alexandria. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Archie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Half-Milers is ranked 4,851st in the world and 12th in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 3,280.70623368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Alexandria.
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Warren Douglas's bedroom.
- : Half-Milers was endorsed by The Queendom of Vontale.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » 66 Ducks.