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The Confederacy of Halbhalbha

“Yeah, Nah”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the Pacific

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The Confederacy of Halbhalbha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anne R Kist with a fair hand, and notable for its feral children, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.113 billion Halbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbhalbha City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Halbhalbhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,604 trillion halbs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 321,063 halbs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,743,437 per year while the poor average 30,455, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and a milk bath costs more than bathing in money. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Halbhalbha's national animal is the robot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Halbhalbha is ranked 233,239th in the world and 6,067th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -64.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 36thRudest Citizens: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 40thMost Armed: 53rdLargest Gambling Industry: 76thFattest Citizens: 81stMost Avoided: 140thMost Rebellious Youth: 149thMost Ignorant Citizens: 173rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 283rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 545thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 653rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 704thLargest Mining Sector: 809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,511thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,589thHighest Average Incomes: 1,661stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,807thTop
Most Devout: 3,311thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,370thHighest Economic Output: 5,691stMost Efficient Economies: 5,981stNudest: 6,942ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,306thTop
Most Stationary: 13,320thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,867thMost Influential: 15,672ndHighest Drug Use: 17,317thLargest Black Market: 18,559thMost Pro-Market: 18,777thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,845th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 77th in the regionNudest: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 131st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 137th in the regionMost Stationary: 190th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 191st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 262nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 266th in the regionLargest Black Market: 282nd in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 308th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 550th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 577th in the region

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