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The Kemalist Cumhuriyeti of Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum

“Yurta Aşk Cihanda Aşk”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Anadolu

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Kemalist Cumhuriyeti of Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sakaryalı Tatar with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.596 billion Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorumlus are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion SLS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,993 SLS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Ankara Türk Qilinis' triumph against long odds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum's national animal is the Türk Qilini, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum is ranked 242,723rd in the world and 1st in Anadolu for Most Primitive, scoring -651.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 609thMost Developed: 986thLowest Crime Rates: 1,014thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,182ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,402ndSafest: 1,409thMost Efficient Economies: 1,609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,774thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,823rdLargest Governments: 1,826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,835thNicest Citizens: 1,976thSmartest Citizens: 2,030thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,334thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,696thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,015thMost Pacifist: 3,031stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,159thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,165thMost Cultured: 3,311thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,662ndBest Weather: 3,975thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,100thMost Inclusive: 4,917thHighest Average Incomes: 4,989thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,035thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,371stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,354thMost Secular: 11,157thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,354thMost Stationary: 20,590thMost Influential: 21,144th

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