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The Federation of Haivaa

“We Will Endure”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Federation of Haivaa is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 393 million Haivaans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 11.7%.

The strong Haivaan economy, worth 26.8 trillion Duces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,116 Duces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Duces to support "struggling" industries, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haivaa's national animal is the Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Haivaa is ranked 103,767th in the world and 4,381st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 32.73 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,892ndTop
Most Influential: 8,342ndTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,149th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 592nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,006th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,111th in the region

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