Spotlight on:
The Nord's Country of Haiton |
“Stay away and we will do the same.”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Nord's Country of Haiton is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lucario Dragonborn with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 4.412 billion Haitonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igogunhat. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Haitonian economy, worth 578 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,167 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Dollar treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haiton's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Respectful Atheism.
Haiton is ranked 6,800th in the world and 6th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.18 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haiton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Haiton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Haiton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Dollar treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, Lucario Dragonborn reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Haiton, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Witchcraft and Sorcery.