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The Commonwealth of Hail Mary Mallon

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The Commonwealth of Hail Mary Mallon is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 648 million Hail Mary Mallonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Hail Mary Mallonian economy, worth 17.5 trillion Reáls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 27,012 Reáls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest political memes depict Leader as an overly-choreographed robot, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hail Mary Mallon's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hail Mary Mallon is ranked 127,985^th in the world and 287^th in the Plains of Perdition for Nudest, with 148 cheeks per square mile.

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