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The Defender of Hahiha

“I came, I saw, I defended”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Defender of Hahiha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hahiha with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 10.686 billion Defenders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 10000 Islands. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Defense economy, worth 418 trillion Tacoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,194 Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, Hahiha has designated 10000 Islands as its capital city, and Hahiha has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hahiha's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hahiha is ranked 23,590th in the world and 668th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,172.46 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,220thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,552ndTop
Largest Black Market: 20,399th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 198th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 406th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 568th in the regionMost Income Equality: 573rd in the region

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