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The Defender of Hahiha

“I came, I saw, I defended”

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The Defender of Hahiha is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hahiha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 14.477 billion Defenders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 10000 Islands. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Defense economy, worth 636 trillion Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,992 Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, Hahiha has designated 10000 Islands as its capital city, and Hahiha has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hahiha's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hahiha is ranked 38,973^rd in the world and 21^st in England for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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