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The Republic of Haha458

“Duty, Power, Victory”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Haha458 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed population of 17.684 billion Haha458ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haha458 City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Haha458ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,101 trillion Zennies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,481 Zennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haha458's national animal is the Pegasus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haha458 is ranked 1,822nd in the world and 56th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,529.27 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99thHealthiest Citizens: 227thMost Developed: 300thLongest Average Lifespans: 343rdBest Weather: 392ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 440thMost Cultured: 611thLargest Publishing Industry: 655thRudest Citizens: 708thHighest Disposable Incomes: 722ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 848thMost Beautiful Environments: 899thMost Armed: 1,247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,415thSmartest Citizens: 1,443rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,763rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,789thHighest Economic Output: 1,793rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,831stMost Stationary: 1,940thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,245thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,462ndMost Secular: 3,158thMost Efficient Economies: 3,369thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,598thLowest Crime Rates: 6,324thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,802ndLargest Populations: 8,817thMost Inclusive: 8,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,944thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,555thTop
Largest Governments: 11,279thMost Influential: 11,645thLargest Black Market: 15,712thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,876th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 284th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 301st in the regionLargest Black Market: 380th in the regionTop
Nudest: 524th in the regionMost Influential: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 649th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 713th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 886th in the region

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