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The Republic of Hafamarimyht

“Ihëdavjë Danëdunči Hafamariju / Republïka Hafamarimët”

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The Republic of Hafamarimyht is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Ihëdavjë Löjlamir and the Bnujelïmir with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.289 billion Hafamari enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sučavjë. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hafamari economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion hacïms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,247 hacïms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-hacïm treacle machine, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown. Hafamarimyht's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hafamarimyht is ranked 13,438^th in the world and 23^rd in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.9 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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