Spotlight on:
The Republic of Hafamarimyht |
“Ihëdavjë Danëdunči Hafamariju / Republïka Hafamarimët”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Wysteria |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Republic of Hafamarimyht is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Ihëdavjë Löjlamir and the Bnujelïmir with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.413 billion Hafamari enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sučavjë. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hafamari economy, worth a remarkable 3,781 trillion hačïms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,264 hačïms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, no one is worried about government policies any more, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown. Hafamarimyht's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hafamarimyht is ranked 101,942nd in the world and 41st in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 420.6873349266 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hafamarimyht, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Hafamarimyht was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Hafamarimyht was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Hafamarimyht was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Hafamarimyht, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Hafamarimyht, no one is worried about government policies any more.
- : Following new legislation in Hafamarimyht, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
- : Following new legislation in Hafamarimyht, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Hafamarimyht, saying "don't do anything that the Ihëdavjë Löjlamir and the Bnujelïmir wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Hafamarimyht was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.