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The Republic of Hafamarimyht

“Ihëdavjë Danëdunči Hafamariju / Republīka Hafamarimët”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: Wysteria

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The Republic of Hafamarimyht is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Ihëdavjë Löjlamir and the Bnujelīmir with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.289 billion Hafamari enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sučavjë. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hafamari economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion hacīms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,247 hacīms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-hacīm treacle machine, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown. Hafamarimyht's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hafamarimyht is ranked 13,438th in the world and 23rd in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.9 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 737thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,323rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,866thMost Inclusive: 1,988thMost Pacifist: 2,125thNicest Citizens: 2,174thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,195thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,453rdMost Cultured: 2,693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,833rdMost Developed: 3,116thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,562ndLargest Governments: 3,625thSafest: 4,476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,543rdSmartest Citizens: 4,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,816thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,726thMost Efficient Economies: 5,853rdHighest Economic Output: 7,271stHealthiest Citizens: 8,038thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,305thMost Secular: 10,176thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,911thLowest Crime Rates: 13,438thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,718thBest Weather: 17,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,151stLargest Populations: 18,286thHighest Drug Use: 21,246thMost Income Equality: 22,147th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the region

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