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The Holy Empire of Haedlia

“For the blessed nation!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Holy Empire of Haedlia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.567 billion Haedlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Haedlian economy, worth an astonishing 10,906 trillion newcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 700,629 newcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,816,947 per year while the poor average 65,996, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Haedlia's national animal is the yellow jacket, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haedlia is ranked 17th in the world and 1st in the West Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 31,169.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 14thMost Devout: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 32ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 39thMost Avoided: 41stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rdLargest Black Market: 60thMost Primitive: 71stHighest Average Incomes: 73rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87thMost Subsidized Industry: 107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209thFattest Citizens: 228thLowest Crime Rates: 228thMost Efficient Economies: 240thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 313thHighest Economic Output: 343rdLargest Governments: 359thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 399thRudest Citizens: 631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,182ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,305thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,551stMost Stationary: 3,226thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,813thMost Conservative: 5,521stTop
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Most Influential: 11,834thLargest Populations: 12,508thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,302ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,047thMost Authoritarian: 16,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,294th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 100th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 158th in the regionMost Conservative: 210th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 329th in the regionMost Influential: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 414th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 506th in the region

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