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The Holy Empire of Haedlia

“For the blessed nation!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Holy Empire of Haedlia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.787 billion Haedlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Haedlian economy, worth an astonishing 12,345 trillion newcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 735,438 newcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,961,421 per year while the poor average 70,982, a ratio of 55.8 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', concussed yellow jacketball players cannot remember their lineup position, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Haedlian military, and just as students finish their homework it's time for school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Haedlia's national animal is the yellow jacket, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haedlia is ranked 219,420th in the world and 5,235th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 166.6 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thMost Devout: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 33rdMost Avoided: 37thLargest Agricultural Sector: 40thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rdLargest Black Market: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 64thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94thMost Primitive: 99thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147thLowest Crime Rates: 215thFattest Citizens: 226thMost Efficient Economies: 241stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 252ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 282ndHighest Economic Output: 290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 305thLargest Governments: 350thRudest Citizens: 619thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,332ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,828thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,122ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,511thMost Stationary: 3,102ndMost Conservative: 7,441stMost Influential: 11,958thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,191stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,068thMost Authoritarian: 18,839thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,242ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,550th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 87th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rd in the regionMost Conservative: 257th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 340th in the regionMost Influential: 376th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 440th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 461st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 529th in the region

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