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The National Socialist Empire of Hadian

“Prosperous and great country!”

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The National Socialist Empire of Hadian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor Jon with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.085 billion Hadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheldian City. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hadianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,027 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,687 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

God-Emperor Jon believes shadows are part of the Illuminati, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, students do more community service than homework, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Hadian at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hadian's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hadianism.

Hadian is ranked 189,737^th in the world and 58^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring -95.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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