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The National Socialist Empire of Hadian

“Prosperous and great country!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Sprat


The National Socialist Empire of Hadian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor Jon with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.085 billion Hadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheldian City. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hadianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,027 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,687 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

God-Emperor Jon believes shadows are part of the Illuminati, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, students do more community service than homework, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Hadian at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hadian's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hadianism.

Hadian is ranked 189,737th in the world and 58th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring -95.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 474thLargest Black Market: 632ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 797thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 955thLargest Mining Sector: 2,173rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,444thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,722ndHighest Economic Output: 3,003rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,862ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,682ndMost Conservative: 8,855thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,051stLowest Crime Rates: 9,188thLargest Populations: 10,082ndMost Authoritarian: 10,175thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,641stMost Armed: 12,073rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,466thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,632ndMost Devout: 16,915thMost Developed: 17,039thLargest Governments: 17,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,417thMost Avoided: 18,776thMost Efficient Economies: 19,514thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,635thHealthiest Citizens: 20,695th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the region

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