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The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands

“Our house is your house.”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Gypsy Lands

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Gypsy Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.075 billion Gypsies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tambourine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Gypsy economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion silver coins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 81,283 silver coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,550 per year while the poor average 20,714, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gypsy Lands is ranked 167,472nd in the world and 32nd in Gypsy Lands for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 50.22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Primitive: 738thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,251stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,849thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,371stFattest Citizens: 7,837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,270thMost Influential: 9,983rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,092ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,745thMost Devout: 12,546thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,508thTop
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Most Cultured: 17,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,660thBest Weather: 21,357thMost Armed: 22,500thHighest Economic Output: 24,386thLargest Populations: 26,276thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,952nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the region

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