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The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan

“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Pontbridge Islands

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.602 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 15,041 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 696,285 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Gyno military, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 694th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 12,022.44 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5thBest Weather: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thLargest Governments: 6thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 7thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10thMost Primitive: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thMost Subsidized Industry: 20thLargest Black Market: 21stLongest Average Lifespans: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 92ndMost Advanced Public Education: 102ndHighest Economic Output: 159thHealthiest Citizens: 161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 225thLargest Welfare Programs: 407thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 421stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 694thMost Efficient Economies: 719thMost Stationary: 1,028thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,102ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,147thMost Authoritarian: 2,736thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,897thMost Conservative: 5,004thLargest Populations: 5,344thMost Influential: 7,526thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,013thMost Extreme: 13,158th

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