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The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan

“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Pontbridge Islands

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.465 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 20,250 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 795,237 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Gynostan after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 21,774th in the world and 3rd in Pontbridge Islands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Patriotic: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdLargest Governments: 3rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 4thMost Beautiful Environments: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thBest Weather: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7thMost Primitive: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18thLargest Black Market: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rdLongest Average Lifespans: 32ndMost Subsidized Industry: 33rdMost Advanced Public Education: 43rdHighest Average Incomes: 50thHighest Economic Output: 90thHealthiest Citizens: 120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Ignorant Citizens: 164thLargest Welfare Programs: 189thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 428thMost Efficient Economies: 452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 845thMost Stationary: 912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,591stMost Conservative: 2,325thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,398thTop
Most Authoritarian: 2,827thLargest Populations: 4,982ndMost Developed: 6,049thMost Influential: 7,408thTop
Most Extreme: 20,849thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,774th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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