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The Theocracy of Gvprtskni

“Never gonna give you up”

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The Theocracy of Gvprtskni is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The cynical, humorless population of 592 million Gvprtskni are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Übertown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The all-consuming Gvprtskni economy, worth 62.9 trillion Lego Studs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,315 Lego Studs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gvprtskni's national animal is the Joker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gvprtskni is ranked 82,221^st in the world and 17^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Governments, scoring 18.25 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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