The Holy Empire of Guyomartand
“For the Empire, we shall protect”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.43 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,762 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,142 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trinitism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Barxa.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Republic of Iukatia.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Theocracy of MONDSTADTes KAISEREICH.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Liberated State of Salvo Republic.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Federation of Socialist Industrial Council Republics.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The United States of FurryFeet.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The United States of Magnvm Dainamia.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Empire of New Soges.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Republic of The RandomLand.
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