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The Holy Empire of Guyomartand

“For the Empire, we shall protect”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.43 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,762 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,142 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trinitism.

Guyomartand is ranked 3,093rd in the world and 157th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 156.34 quips per hour.

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Most Devout: 318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 405thHighest Poor Incomes: 438thLowest Crime Rates: 448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 479thMost Patriotic: 579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 660thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 668thLargest Governments: 681stMost Developed: 713thLongest Average Lifespans: 780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 824thMost Corrupt Governments: 865thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 865thHealthiest Citizens: 873rdMost Influential: 897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,676thHighest Average Incomes: 1,787thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,904thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,701stSmartest Citizens: 3,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,516thHighest Economic Output: 4,171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,193rdLargest Black Market: 4,693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,751stBest Weather: 4,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,629thMost Authoritarian: 6,044thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,093rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,741stMost Cultured: 10,789thMost Stationary: 10,832ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,838thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,393rdMost Income Equality: 13,123rdTop
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Most Conservative: 14,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,997thHighest Food Quality: 21,605thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,819th
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Most Devout: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 110th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionLargest Black Market: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 195th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Stationary: 226th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 238th in the regionMost Influential: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 261st in the regionBest Weather: 281st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 293rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 297th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 297th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 326th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 457th in the regionMost Extreme: 510th in the regionLargest Populations: 529th in the regionMost Cultured: 533rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 597th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 609th in the regionMost Income Equality: 650th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 709th in the regionMost Conservative: 732nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,144th in the region

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