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The Holy Empire of Guyomartand

“For the Empire, we shall protect”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.719 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,841 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,931 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, Guyomartandian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 18,427th in the world and 902nd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,633.26 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 293rdLowest Crime Rates: 421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 425thHighest Poor Incomes: 442ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 580thLargest Governments: 636thMost Developed: 664thMost Corrupt Governments: 694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 702ndLongest Average Lifespans: 752ndMost Influential: 771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 782ndHealthiest Citizens: 848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,595thHighest Average Incomes: 1,628thMost Efficient Economies: 2,179thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,939thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,170thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,849thLargest Black Market: 4,863rdBest Weather: 5,133rdHighest Economic Output: 5,247thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,691stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,212thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,289thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,918thMost Authoritarian: 10,069thLargest Mining Sector: 11,326thMost Cultured: 11,528thTop
Most Stationary: 12,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,863rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,292ndMost Income Equality: 15,937thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,427thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,509th
Highest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 195th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 195th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionLargest Black Market: 229th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionMost Influential: 280th in the regionMost Stationary: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 290th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 303rd in the regionBest Weather: 322nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 352nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 359th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 365th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 444th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 453rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 515th in the regionMost Cultured: 587th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 592nd in the regionLargest Populations: 747th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 759th in the regionMost Income Equality: 767th in the regionMost Extreme: 885th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 890th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 902nd in the region

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