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The Republic of Guy 43

“Get served”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Unheard Of

Location: Kingdom of Aragon

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Republic of Guy 43 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.938 billion Guy 43ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Guy 43ian economy, worth 118 trillion burgers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,284 burgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about Leader, Leader sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-burger treacle machine, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guy 43's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guy 43 is ranked 215,637th in the world and 7th in Kingdom of Aragon for Smartest Citizens, with 17.95 quips per hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 18,851st

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