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The Empire of Gunfreak

“All you're base are belong to us”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Empire of Gunfreak is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 36.584 billion Gunfreakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gunfreak City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Gunfreakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,689 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,840 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gunfreak's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gunfreak is ranked 240,443rd in the world and 8,167th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 4.61 Insults Per Minute.

Healthiest Citizens: 17thBest Weather: 18thLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Beautiful Environments: 57thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 110thMost Pacifist: 141stMost Compassionate Citizens: 187thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 217thSafest: 224thMost Secular: 334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349thNicest Citizens: 437thLargest Welfare Programs: 476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 477thLeast Corrupt Governments: 478thSmartest Citizens: 564thLargest Governments: 631stLowest Crime Rates: 783rdLargest Populations: 891stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,429thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,784thHighest Economic Output: 3,473rdMost Inclusive: 3,914thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,137thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,623rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,918thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,366thMost Income Equality: 21,278th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionMost Inclusive: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 172nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 407th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 476th in the regionMost Stationary: 495th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 496th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 567th in the regionMost Income Equality: 663rd in the regionNudest: 674th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 680th in the regionMost Influential: 713th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 760th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 815th in the region

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