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The Free Peoples of Gulyai

“Power breeds tyrants”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Free Peoples of Gulyai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Respected Ataman with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.257 billion Gulyaians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothbard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gulyaian economy, worth 886 trillion Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 168,565 Bullets, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, foreign workers are flooding in as Bullets flood out, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber, and Gulyaian politics is literally a blood sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gulyai's national animal is the Jackal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom of faith.

Gulyai is ranked 259,534th in the world and 7,472nd in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -11.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Rudest Citizens: 361stMost Armed: 416thHighest Crime Rates: 459thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 588thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 630thFattest Citizens: 797thMost Avoided: 809thLargest Retail Industry: 1,303rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,327thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,762ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,350thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,437thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,437thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,424thLargest Mining Sector: 9,238thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,534thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,021stHighest Average Incomes: 11,487thMost Inclusive: 11,536thNudest: 11,930thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 16,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,561stMost Secular: 21,299thHighest Drug Use: 23,129thMost Politically Free: 23,886thHighest Economic Output: 24,751stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,697thMost Influential: 25,697th
Most Armed: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 97th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 116th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionNudest: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 185th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 244th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 285th in the regionMost Stationary: 298th in the regionLargest Black Market: 301st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionMost Secular: 413th in the regionLargest Populations: 419th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 484th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 554th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 556th in the regionMost Influential: 612th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 624th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 629th in the region

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