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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.52 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 472,248 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 375th in the world and 11th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 472,248.59 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 144thMost Influential: 184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 215thMost Subsidized Industry: 262ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 358thHighest Average Incomes: 375thLargest Agricultural Sector: 407thMost Corrupt Governments: 496thMost Armed: 719thMost Efficient Economies: 734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 741stLargest Black Market: 879thLargest Governments: 1,207thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,355thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,488thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,607thLowest Crime Rates: 1,696thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,980thTop
Most Developed: 2,112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,256thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,273rdSmartest Citizens: 2,352ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,802ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,167thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,320thLargest Mining Sector: 5,589thNudest: 5,723rdMost Conservative: 6,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,439thMost Cultured: 7,549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,769thMost Authoritarian: 8,293rdRudest Citizens: 8,962ndHighest Economic Output: 9,310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,535thTop
Most Devout: 13,138thHealthiest Citizens: 18,790th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 154th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 180th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionNudest: 240th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 256th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 374th in the regionMost Cultured: 374th in the regionMost Conservative: 407th in the regionRudest Citizens: 415th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 427th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 485th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 486th in the regionMost Devout: 544th in the regionMost Stationary: 808th in the regionMost Extreme: 838th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 947th in the region

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