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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.183 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,840 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 548,042 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and vacationing Guer Aikeans expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 239,549th in the world and 9,347th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 4.35 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89thMost Subsidized Industry: 90thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 95thLargest Information Technology Sector: 165thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177thHighest Average Incomes: 208thMost Influential: 209thMost Corrupt Governments: 263rdMost Efficient Economies: 331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 402ndHighest Poor Incomes: 409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 432ndMost Armed: 504thLargest Black Market: 572ndLargest Governments: 592ndLowest Crime Rates: 760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 920thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,026thSmartest Citizens: 1,142ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,276thMost Developed: 1,357thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,703rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,724thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,115thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,169thMost Devout: 4,488thMost Cultured: 5,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,165thHighest Economic Output: 5,211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,729thHealthiest Citizens: 6,028thNudest: 6,088thRudest Citizens: 6,786thMost Authoritarian: 8,980thLargest Mining Sector: 10,100thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,969thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,659thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,536thMost Stationary: 21,882nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 91st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 185th in the regionMost Devout: 185th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionNudest: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 256th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 327th in the regionRudest Citizens: 348th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 389th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 391st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 573rd in the regionMost Conservative: 609th in the regionMost Stationary: 614th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 656th in the regionMost Extreme: 747th in the region

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