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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.213 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth 840 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 379,746 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 125,685th in the world and 6,756th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -0.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 51stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182ndMost Influential: 235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 455thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 580thLargest Information Technology Sector: 649thHighest Average Incomes: 785thHighest Poor Incomes: 790thMost Subsidized Industry: 844thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,015thMost Armed: 1,069thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,199thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,272ndLargest Black Market: 1,459thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,052ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,153rdLargest Governments: 3,039thMost Developed: 3,458thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,868thNudest: 4,297thSmartest Citizens: 4,360thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,577thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,596thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,020thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,044thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,056thMost Authoritarian: 6,308thMost Conservative: 6,475thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,881stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,249thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,952ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,964thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,660thMost Cultured: 14,794thMost Extreme: 15,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,711th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 144th in the regionNudest: 170th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 189th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 190th in the regionMost Developed: 198th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 231st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 231st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 232nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 238th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 244th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 326th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 333rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 371st in the regionMost Conservative: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 401st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 499th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 545th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 579th in the regionMost Extreme: 667th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 667th in the regionMost Cultured: 715th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 818th in the region

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