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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.968 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 489,498 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Guer Aikean culture shoved down their throats, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, international trade can be a pain to deal with, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Cthulhu to cartoon bears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 487th in the world and 25th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 271,943.72 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164thMost Influential: 192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 264thHighest Average Incomes: 337thMost Corrupt Governments: 425thLargest Agricultural Sector: 431stHighest Poor Incomes: 487thMost Efficient Economies: 616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 661stMost Armed: 662ndLargest Black Market: 790thLargest Governments: 967thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,280thLowest Crime Rates: 1,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,619thSmartest Citizens: 1,834thMost Developed: 1,856thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,075thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,354thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,479thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,970thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,086thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,379thNudest: 6,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,531stMost Cultured: 7,023rdHighest Economic Output: 7,889thMost Authoritarian: 8,729thLargest Mining Sector: 9,304thMost Conservative: 10,078thRudest Citizens: 10,387thMost Devout: 11,094thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,453rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 239th in the regionNudest: 243rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 340th in the regionMost Cultured: 359th in the regionMost Devout: 440th in the regionRudest Citizens: 452nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 472nd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 553rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 698th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 727th in the regionMost Stationary: 740th in the regionMost Extreme: 842nd in the region

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