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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.818 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 5,205 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 665,817 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,194,244 per year while the poor average 151,271, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Guer Aikean bee, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Guer Aikean military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 50th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 202,656.22 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thMost Subsidized Industry: 51stMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rdMost Patriotic: 53rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64thLargest Information Technology Sector: 78thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106thHighest Average Incomes: 110thMost Corrupt Governments: 133rdMost Efficient Economies: 149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 201stMost Influential: 237thLargest Governments: 267thLowest Crime Rates: 322ndLargest Black Market: 353rdMost Armed: 356thLargest Agricultural Sector: 416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 460thMost Advanced Public Education: 467thSmartest Citizens: 517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 669thLargest Insurance Industry: 675thMost Beautiful Environments: 735thMost Advanced Public Transport: 738thMost Developed: 835thLongest Average Lifespans: 928thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,110thMost Devout: 1,766thHighest Economic Output: 2,371stMost Cultured: 2,413thHealthiest Citizens: 2,425thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,005thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,125thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,126thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,499thRudest Citizens: 4,572ndNudest: 5,911thMost Conservative: 8,521stMost Authoritarian: 8,955thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 16,090thMost Stationary: 16,832ndLargest Mining Sector: 21,998thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,361st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 120th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 156th in the regionNudest: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 226th in the regionRudest Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Stationary: 450th in the regionMost Conservative: 460th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 461st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 506th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 678th in the regionMost Extreme: 774th in the regionLargest Populations: 808th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,029th in the region

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