The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike
“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear”
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.213 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth 840 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 379,746 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Endorsement Frenzy of Francois Isidore.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The United Republic of Lungha.
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Schizophrenic states of New Bismuthium.
- : Guer Aike endorsed The Free Land of Elsweyr Kingdom.
- : Guer Aike endorsed The Empire of Leigh land xo.
- : Following new legislation in Guer Aike, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Republic of Medici Empire.
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