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The United States of Guccistan

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The United States of Guccistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mydina with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.179 billion Guccistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nenon. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guccistanian economy, worth 258 trillion Emers a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,731 Emers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guccistan's national animal is the Pugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nenonism.

Guccistan is ranked 22,980^th in the world and 1,155^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 57.51 quips per hour.

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