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The United States of Guccistan

“Prossperity,Progression and Profit”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United States of Guccistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mydina with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.179 billion Guccistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nenon. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guccistanian economy, worth 258 trillion Emers a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,731 Emers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guccistan's national animal is the Pugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nenonism.

Guccistan is ranked 22,980th in the world and 1,155th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 57.51 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,037thMost Influential: 1,920thTop
Best Weather: 3,142ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,951stMost Patriotic: 5,050thHealthiest Citizens: 6,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,048thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,521stLowest Crime Rates: 7,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,309thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,365thNicest Citizens: 8,930thMost Pacifist: 9,143rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,621stMost Inclusive: 10,083rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,331stHighest Food Quality: 10,760thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,359thMost Developed: 12,387thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,166thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,283rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,337thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,658thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,052ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,617thLargest Governments: 16,057thMost Secular: 16,628thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,857thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,811thMost Efficient Economies: 20,803rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,408thSmartest Citizens: 22,980thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,921stSafest: 25,961stMost Cultured: 26,187thHighest Average Incomes: 26,840th
Best Weather: 182nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 222nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 391st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 398th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 420th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 470th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 478th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 484th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 490th in the regionNicest Citizens: 523rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 528th in the regionMost Inclusive: 578th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 587th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 589th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 607th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 617th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 638th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 655th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 672nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 676th in the regionMost Developed: 697th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 749th in the regionMost Secular: 768th in the regionLargest Governments: 795th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 815th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 856th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 879th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 889th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 905th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,006th in the regionNudest: 1,100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,155th in the region

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