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The Federal Republic of Guardvallia

“At roots it's sour on top it sweetens”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Federal Republic of Guardvallia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 610 million Guardvallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kltosskato. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Guardvallian economy, worth 62.3 trillion Qarts a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,082 Qarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guardvallia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guardvallia is ranked 25,104th in the world and 1,239th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 54.39 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,444thTop
Most Influential: 4,304thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,479thMost Pacifist: 11,676thSafest: 13,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,354thTop
Most Cultured: 13,910thNicest Citizens: 14,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,389thHealthiest Citizens: 15,488thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,521stHighest Food Quality: 18,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,191stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,751stMost Developed: 22,237thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,331stLowest Crime Rates: 22,990thBest Weather: 23,416thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,996thSmartest Citizens: 25,104th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 513th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 665th in the regionMost Pacifist: 674th in the regionMost Cultured: 708th in the regionSafest: 742nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 811th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 828th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 858th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 868th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 905th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 911th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 912th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 931st in the regionMost Influential: 955th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,019th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,060th in the regionMost Developed: 1,109th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,113th in the regionBest Weather: 1,118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,179th in the region

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