The Federal Republic of Guardvallia
“At roots it's sour on top it sweetens”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Federal Republic of Guardvallia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 610 million Guardvallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kltosskato. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Guardvallian economy, worth 62.3 trillion Qarts a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,082 Qarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guardvallia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guardvallia was endorsed by The Eco-Socialist Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Guardvallia lost the endorsement of The Eco-Socialist Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
- : Guardvallia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Best Weather and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in Guardvallia, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
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