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The Crab-free Polity of Gryphonian Alliance

“Yeah, no, we don't have crabs anymore. Yep, totally.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Crab-free Polity of Gryphonian Alliance is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by UltraPraetor Reime Sewthenz with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.314 billion Griffins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plasmadius Prime. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gryphonic economy, worth a remarkable 1,993 trillion criuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,246 criuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, gambling is outlawed, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gryphonian Alliance's national animal is the dawn phantom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nyarlathotep.

Gryphonian Alliance is ranked 1,883rd in the world and 36th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,413.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 251stMost Developed: 983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,179thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,193rdBest Weather: 1,207thHealthiest Citizens: 1,248thMost Influential: 1,453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,542ndSafest: 1,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,572ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,678thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,718thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,738thMost Inclusive: 1,811thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,999thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,066thMost Efficient Economies: 2,075thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,103rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,200thLowest Crime Rates: 2,232ndLargest Governments: 2,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,635thMost Cultured: 2,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,684thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,747thSmartest Citizens: 2,771stMost Pacifist: 3,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,169thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,102ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,238thHighest Average Incomes: 6,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,147thHighest Economic Output: 7,508thMost Stationary: 8,040thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,081stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,640thTop
Most Politically Free: 15,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,753rdMost Secular: 19,544th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 96th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 114th in the regionMost Politically Free: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 171st in the regionLargest Populations: 203rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionTop
Nudest: 346th in the regionMost Secular: 512th in the region

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