Spotlight on:
The Underground Borough of Groundhoggia |
“Send many, many more Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: 42 Douglas Adams |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Underground Borough of Groundhoggia is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 41.609 billion Groundhoggians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Groundhoggian economy, worth 221 trillion clods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,318 clods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Groundhoggians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling. Crime is totally unknown. Groundhoggia's national animal is the marmot monax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Groundhoggia is ranked 12,444th in the world and 1st in 42 Douglas Adams for Most Stationary, with 2,009.47267227 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Groundhoggia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Groundhoggia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Groundhoggia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 349 million infected.
- : Groundhoggia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 232 million infected.
- : Groundhoggia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 309 million infected.
- : Groundhoggia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 417 million infected.
- : Groundhoggia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 527 million infected.
- : Groundhoggia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 261 million infected.
- : Groundhoggia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 491 million infected.
- : Groundhoggia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa, curing 503 million infected.