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The Animal Farm of Grottammare

“... but some animals are more equal than others”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
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Economy:
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Location: Caribbean

Regional Influence: Power

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The Animal Farm of Grottammare is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Napoleon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.064 billion Grottammareans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Barn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Grottammarean economy, worth a remarkable 8,138 trillion Old Majors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,585 Old Majors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices. Crime is well under control. Grottammare's national animal is the Middle White, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animalism.

Grottammare is ranked 365th in the world and 1st in Caribbean for Most Cultured, scoring 548 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 189thMost Rebellious Youth: 214thMost Cultured: 365thLargest Welfare Programs: 373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 466thMost Advanced Public Transport: 485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 592ndNicest Citizens: 606thMost Pacifist: 639thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 738thHighest Food Quality: 837thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 973rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,024thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,096thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,168thMost Inclusive: 1,191stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,240thSmartest Citizens: 1,257thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,298thHighest Economic Output: 1,329thLargest Governments: 1,422ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,476thHealthiest Citizens: 1,624thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,716thMost Developed: 1,736thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,018thLargest Populations: 2,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,174thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,893rdMost Influential: 4,862ndBest Weather: 5,991stMost Stationary: 7,396thHighest Average Incomes: 7,701stRudest Citizens: 8,793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,639thMost Secular: 11,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,995thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,765thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,168thMost Politically Free: 30,536th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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