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The Principality of Grinchlandia

“Based and Redpilled”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Principality of Grinchlandia is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.016 billion Grinchlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Grinchlandian economy, worth 35.2 trillion Grinchite Gamers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,686 Grinchite Gamers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, citizens have never heard foreign radio, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and a third of Grinchlandians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grinchlandia's national animal is the Wild Men, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grinchlandia is ranked 161,316th in the world and 5,358th in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 91.8 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,461stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,281st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 518th in the region

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