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The Villanous Overlord of Grimsby town

“It's Conquering Time!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Villanous Overlord of Grimsby town is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.841 billion Grimsby townians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimsby townian economy, worth 399 trillion Bins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 217,210 Bins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,418 per year while the poor average 21,372, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grimsby town's national animal is the Superbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ready Steady Cook.

Grimsby town is ranked 1,023rd in the world and 24th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.16 million Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 610thFattest Citizens: 778thLargest Retail Industry: 950thLargest Gambling Industry: 960thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,023rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,064thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,101stMost Avoided: 1,123rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,237thMost Secular: 1,315thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,547thRudest Citizens: 1,584thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,825thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,479thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,987thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,053rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,250thLargest Mining Sector: 4,182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,030thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,992ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,157thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,898thTop
Most Influential: 10,193rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,266thMost Pro-Market: 10,364thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,840thHighest Drug Use: 14,318thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,749th
Most Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 159th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 206th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 239th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 260th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 291st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 324th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 382nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 481st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 503rd in the regionLargest Governments: 505th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 525th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 557th in the regionMost Influential: 622nd in the region

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