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The Final Battle of Grimsby town

“Time to get Super Serious. Don't fail me now, brain!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Final Battle of Grimsby town is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.202 billion Grimsby townians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimsby townian economy, worth 497 trillion Bins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 225,749 Bins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,127,062 per year while the poor average 25,457, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Superbugs, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Grimsby townian language, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grimsby town's national animal is the Superbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ready Steady Cook.

Grimsby town is ranked 10,093rd in the world and 232nd in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Armed: 551stFattest Citizens: 667thLargest Retail Industry: 737thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 925thHighest Crime Rates: 936thLargest Gambling Industry: 991stMost Avoided: 996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,066thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,100thMost Secular: 1,145thRudest Citizens: 1,242ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,365thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,826thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,960thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,281stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,305thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,545thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,686thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,687thHighest Average Incomes: 3,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,914thLargest Mining Sector: 4,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,464thMost Influential: 5,486thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,791stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,519thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,374thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,546thMost Efficient Economies: 10,093rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,809thHighest Drug Use: 12,234thMost Pro-Market: 14,201stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,809th
Most Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 151st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 232nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 270th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 302nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 315th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 430th in the regionLargest Black Market: 448th in the regionMost Influential: 458th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 475th in the regionLargest Governments: 507th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 538th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 638th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 679th in the region

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