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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Region of Pointless Existence

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Archives of GreenNwhite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Grenville Whiteson with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.373 billion Grenwhits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limea. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greennwhitish economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Greenback Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,494 Greenback Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreenNwhite's national animal is the Greennwhite Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is First Church of Greennwhite.

GreenNwhite is ranked 249,029th in the world and 2nd in Region of Pointless Existence for Most Stationary, with 19.56503608948 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,911thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,569thFattest Citizens: 5,752ndLargest Black Market: 6,571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,530thLargest Mining Sector: 9,791stMost Devout: 11,155thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,836thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,775thNudest: 13,215thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,041stMost Authoritarian: 18,486thMost Patriotic: 18,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,952ndHighest Economic Output: 21,361stHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,404thMost Cultured: 22,298thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,595thMost Efficient Economies: 27,244thMost Conservative: 27,766th

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