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The State of Green Hairouna

“St Vincent and the Grenadines”

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The State of Green Hairouna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.216 billion Green Hairounans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Green Hairounan economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 46,046 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,662 per year while the poor average 11,683, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Green Hairouna has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Green Hairouna in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Green Hairouna's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Green Hairouna is ranked 256,323^rd in the world and 1^st in St Vincent for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.59 law-abiding acts per hour.

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