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The Republic of Greatest Chernobyl

“Greater Chernobyl but greater”

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Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Greatest Chernobyl is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.855 billion Greatest Chernobylians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The powerhouse Greatest Chernobylian economy, worth 522 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,213 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, Greatest Chernobyl's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and Greatest Chernobylians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Greatest Chernobyl's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greatest Chernobyl is ranked 231,584th in the world and 7,374th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 5.61 Obesity Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5thMost Valuable International Artwork: 45thMost Primitive: 895thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,046thBest Weather: 7,908thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,611thHighest Crime Rates: 21,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,651stMost Stationary: 22,005thMost Influential: 22,458th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 253rd in the regionMost Influential: 259th in the regionBest Weather: 351st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 412th in the regionLargest Black Market: 626th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 664th in the region

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