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The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam

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The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.701 billion Vietnamese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Vietnamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,688 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 296,253 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and Vladimir Lenin can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Greater Vietnam is ranked 245,776^th in the world and 257^th in The Internationale for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

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