Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of Greater Toronto |
“Don't tread on me”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The DankLeft Commune |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The People's Republic of Greater Toronto is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Secretary Nick with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 21.688 billion Torontonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nathan Philips Square. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Torontonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,557 trillion Loonies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,265 Loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, foreigners write "made in Greater Toronto" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, and back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Toronto's national animal is the Cobra Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.
Greater Toronto is ranked 30,346th in the world and 9th in The DankLeft Commune for Most Stationary, with 1,337.0450817906 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Toronto voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Greater Toronto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Greater Toronto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Greater Toronto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Toronto, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Toronto, foreigners write "made in Greater Toronto" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Toronto, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Toronto, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Toronto, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Toronto, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Alcala-Cordel and Lennonia.