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The Empire of Greater Teunor

“Est Ad Astra Passion”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Nazi Europa

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Empire of Greater Teunor is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 493 million Greater Teunorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Impera Thule. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The strong Greater Teunorian economy, worth 35.1 trillion Royal Emperor Tenors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 71,169 Royal Emperor Tenors, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Impera Thule. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Teunor's national animal is the Basmic bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Greater Teunor is ranked 175,583rd in the world and 49th in Nazi Europa for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 49.36 Whatever.

Most Armed: 5,852ndMost Conservative: 10,815thTop
Fattest Citizens: 13,760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,469thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,478th

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